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Cannabis users come in all colors, flavors, and sizes. People often think of the stereotypical lazy stoner who loves baggy outfits, rasta music, and lacks motivation or passion. Fortunately, we have long known that there is little truth to this. In this blog, we discuss 7 different types of common cannabis enthusiasts. Who knows, you might recognize yourself in one of the seven, or you might think we missed an important one.
The Beginner
This is the phase that almost everyone goes through at the beginning of their cannabis journey. You know little about weed or hash, and it all still feels a bit exciting. You probably can't roll joints yet and still struggle with following all the cannabis jargon like terpenes, dabs or edibles. You don't need much weed to get totally stoned and you often get the giggles.
The Philosopher
This deep thinker is a real talker. After a few good puffs or a strong bong hit, the philosopher starts asking all sorts of complicated questions. So don't be surprised if he or she suddenly asks you ''Can aliens get high?'', ''How many people are stoned right now?'' or ''What color is a mirror?''. Although all these questions can sometimes be a bit much, you will certainly have your best conversations with these stoners.
The Technologist
This is the Inspector Gadget of the cannabis world; these experts are well-versed in all the accessories you can use to consume cannabis. They have the latest vaporizers and dab rigs. These are the types who are always up to date with the latest developments on the technological side of the cannabis world. Very handy friends to have if you're curious about these gadgets.
The Naturalist
This group could be called the hippies among cannabis users. They smoke exclusively with unbleached, sustainable rolling papers and filters. No flavored papers and absolutely no tobacco for these down-to-earth types. Greengo is the preferred brand and they prefer to smoke their own supply of organically grown weed.
The Connoisseur
This is a true cannabis connoisseur. These experts claim they can instantly taste that they are dealing with a Sweet Cheese F1 Fast Version from Sweet Seeds harvested in the 2nd week of September under a full moon. Just kidding! The connoisseurs are often on the hunt for weed with the best flavor, they pay attention to terpene profiles and store their supply in airtight jars. This cannabis enthusiast prefers to use a vaporizer or bong to fully enjoy the flavor.
The OG
The old-timers or "original gangsters" have been around for a while. They have years of experience with cannabis and extensive knowledge of its history. This experienced group often chooses classic strains like Purple Haze or doesn't smoke at all anymore and has switched to edibles or cannabis oil.
The Moocher
Probably the least popular among the types of cannabis users. These aren't really true stoners, but more occasional users. If a joint happens to be lit at a party, they are happy to join in. They won't have rolling papers, filters, or a bag of weed with them, but they love to smoke along. A golden tip for all the moochers! If you don't contribute to the cannabis but still enjoy partaking, bring snacks and drinks for the rest.
The Different Types of Cannabis Users
So there you have it, the 7 common types of cannabis users. Hopefully, you've found yourself in this list, and we haven't offended you in any way ;-). Of course, you might identify with multiple types at once or feel that you don't fit into this list at all. With the growing acceptance and legalization of cannabis, its popularity continues to rise, and more and more users from all backgrounds are joining. But one thing we all have in common is our love for the best green plant!